NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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