whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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They took my balls.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize