They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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