Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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