ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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