i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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