Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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