no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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