i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
And then he peed in my hair
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