asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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