They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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