I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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