quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
