yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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