Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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