no you cant smoke seaweed
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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