I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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