did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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