My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Randomize
