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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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