he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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