just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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