ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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