yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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