real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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