what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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