I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
splinters make it hard to masturbate
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Randomize