My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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