Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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