Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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