dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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