Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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