I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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