with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She announced her abortion via fbk
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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