she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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