I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
ok first of all what the fuck
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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