if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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