oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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