I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Randomize
