there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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