omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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