i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
