why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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