That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
never play flip cup with pint glasses
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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