i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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