we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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