he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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