We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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