We won't sleep together?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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