My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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