Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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