After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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