I wish I could punch you in the face.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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