in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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