the day after is always just damage control
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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