I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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